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I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled.

I intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess.

Created on 2005-12-27 05:25:07 (#9112494), last updated 2009-11-07

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Name:	ninja_piratess
Website:	Beelz

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AND REMEMBER, NO SMOKIN' AND NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

ABBA, Ace of Base, Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Aretha Franklin, Bare Naked Ladies, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bjork, Blind Melon, Blonde Redhead, Bob Dylan, Cake, Camille, Caribou, Carla Bruni, CSS, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Devo, Devotchka, Donovan, Dresden Dolls, Eartha Kitt, Elbow, Emilana Torrini, Fiona Apple, Fresh Cream, Garbage, Gorillaz, Gotan Project, Green Day, Gypsy Kings, Harry Belafonte, Harvey Danger, Helium, Hot Chip, Inva Mulla Tchako, Jason Mraz, Jewel, Joan Jett, Kid Koala, Kings of Leon, Korn, Lady Sovereign, Led Zeppelin, Marcy Playground, Mary Timony, Muse, New Radicals, Niyaz, Norah Jones, Oingo Boingo, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Poe, Pornopop, Portishead, Queen, Radiohead, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Regina Spektor, R.E.M, Rob Zombie, Roy Orbison, Shakira, Semisonic, Seven Mary Three, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stone Temple Pilots, Subjan Stevens, System of a Down, Tatu, The Bee Gees, The Cardigans, The Cranberries, The Beatles, The Frames, The Kinks, The Like, The Magic Numbers, The Mamas and the Papas, The Monkees, The Offspring, Theory of a Deadman, The Smiths, The Strokes, Tonic, Tool, Tracy Bonham, Tripping Daisy, Weezer, Willie and Lobo, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, etc.

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Someone
Who would like to go to the movies,
Scour old vinyl record shops,
Draw all day,
Binge on animal crackers and goldfish,
Bake scones,
Stop for tea,
Stay in bed and cuddle,
Never sleep.

Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't want to have children because they don't want to place them in this world.- Davey Havok

There's this old joke where a guy, is coming home late at night, and he sees another guy under a streetlight, searching frantically in the gutter. And he says, "Hey, man. What did you lose?" Guy said, "I dropped my keys like six blocks away." "Then why aren't you looking over there?" He says, "The light's better over here." And that...is the war on terror. -Roy Zimmerman

Nikol: We make lovely sentences. And. Um. Green tea? *her best answer to that question EVAAARRRR*
Me: Yes. We flow together like beans and rice. PERFECT simile there.
Nikol: No, we walk like those kids in that parade that one time.
Me: Yes, that one time.
Nikol: At that PLACE.
Me: That neither of us seem to remember not worth looking into.
Nikol: With the STUFF.
Nikol: YEAH.
Me: YEAH ALLA THAT.
Nikol: Man, wouldn't it be cool if I hurt myself or something, and yelled out, 'FUCK!' like I usually do anyway, and all of the birds in the surrounding area heard me, and they started, like... raping people?
Nikol: I MEAN WOULDN'T THAT BE ENTERTAINING TO WATCH!?
Me: ....<333

And Hitler was a painter, so, he must've been going, "I can't get ze fuckin' trees- DAMN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!"- Eddie Izzard

GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH. ....OR CAKE. CAKE WOULD BE NICE.

Nine out of ten sentient life-forms don't pay their brain bill.

Why would they include small parts? Unless... Unless I'm supposed to eat them! Yes, that must be it! -Stewie.

I just spent an entire morning watching a VH1 special about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is. All I know is I want her dead. -Brian.

Are your feet sore, because you've been running through my mind all night. And I still didn't get your purse.

"Well, that's it for this year! Fill the bathtub with Nilla Wafers, I'm gonna have a cookie parade in my tum tums. COOKIE CIRCUS." -Patton Oswalt.

Hating France, because you hate the people in Paris, is like hating America, because you hate the people in New York.

I wish I was a derivative function. So I could lie tangent to your curves.

You're cos^2(x) and I'm sin^2(x), and together we are one.

How can I know so many digits of pi, and not know the digits to yo' phone numbah?

"I'm from San Francisco. I don't have to write jokes. I just have to wake up. And look. One day, I was standin' there with my coffee in the park. And I saw a pigeon with one leg hoppin' around. Just hoppin'. And all of a sudden, a homeless guy pops out of nowhere and says "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a pie on his shoulder?!" ...Yeah...I hadn't thought of that. That's pretty funny. Here. Have some coffee to go with your LSD."

SOULS THUNK! They do it when they make demon babies. -Mr. Malice.

Cause if you don't like me, I'm gon' make you HATE ME! -Margaret Cho.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down, and tie me up, and show me that you like me.

I'm not such a good lover; I'm a better talker, so when you touch me there, I'm scared that you'll see...not the way that I don't love you, but the way that I hate myself. - Martha Wainwright

The world is falling apart like a leper on a bicycle with square wheels.

Get yourself through high school and look at yourself after those four years. If you still have the same vocabulary, then you Sir, are a loser.